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hello internet good morning it's a wonderful wonderful day here in the united kingdom absolutely splendid the sort of day i really like where it's not too hot and well it's not going to be hot here until probably two months time but it's not stuffy there's a little bit of a breeze and i slept last night for the first time of the year with the window open just a bit tiny bit and it gives you such a good sleep doesn't it helps you feel really really refreshed but you know what i'm very very allergic to mosquito bites of course i am because i'm a drama queen and a hypochondriac why wouldn't i be allergic to mosquito bites but seriously just because i'm a hypochondriac doesn't mean say things are not happening and going on with my body because they are and they do so when i get a mosquito bite it's not you know a sort of two
incher well no i suppose about one inch radius isn't it or is it diameter the whole one when i get a mosquito bite it becomes a four inch hard red screaming angry uh creature of its own and so i mean if usually they come in threes or fours don't they you never get just one do you really so to have these four and they're absolutely massive and i i have to you know take four antihistamines four times a day or something you really have to overdose on them um so i'm going to i mean i don't want to have neck curtains because look getting older and you need to hold on to a bit of cool i really think it's important um not least because you know you letting
go of being cool completely is giving in to it it's giving in to the um with the the grim reaper i i feel that i really feel that today i feel like if you completely give up on your coolness you may as well just move into a home now because it's at that point when you've got your winged arm chair and um oh my god you know what i heard yesterday my brother had a girlfriend reese the the one before the current one and she was a manageress of an old people's home and there was a lady in her 90s who would sit on every man and they're thin on the ground let me tell you in these places because they die sooner she'd sit on them and grind and because we
were talking about sex and sexuality i was talking about being celibate and um he's in the the limerick limouris is it the limourus i think it's called the phase of love affairs in the first 18 months where it's filled with um limerence that's what it is where it's you know you're exploring and it's very exciting that lasts for about 18 months where you're completely gaga you're all lusted up and in love and you you know you can't concentrate and you're just shagging all the time um but and i was thinking you know how i how different we are now whereas where you know when i was 18 i was the local bike as i recall proudly proudly you know i was a punk and i was free with my servings as it were and i i'm very different now i'm completely the opposite nobody gets a serving everyone's on a diet and i so anyway we were talking about that and i said you know for most people over 60 because i was talking about my tv show and how i'm
not particularly it's not obsessed with sex anymore because i mean of course there's going to be a bit of sex because i write quite erotic literature so you know sex is still part of my my person and my creativity and um you know i can remember feelings i'm not completely shut off it's just it doesn't interest me anymore because i've got so many other things to do much more important things and also when when i watch these adverts now they seem they seem really glaringly obviously sexualized so one just came up on my news feed for jewelry on my
facebook and there was a woman there and she was stroking her neck and her shoulders and her cleavage you know you know running her hand up and down and stuff like why are you doing that you're really distracting from the earrings and i just think you start to see that don't you whereas if you're...
incher well no i suppose about one inch radius isn't it or is it diameter the whole one when i get a mosquito bite it becomes a four inch hard red screaming angry uh creature of its own and so i mean if usually they come in threes or fours don't they you never get just one do you really so to have these four and they're absolutely massive and i i have to you know take four antihistamines four times a day or something you really have to overdose on them um so i'm going to i mean i don't want to have neck curtains because look getting older and you need to hold on to a bit of cool i really think it's important um not least because you know you letting
go of being cool completely is giving in to it it's giving in to the um with the the grim reaper i i feel that i really feel that today i feel like if you completely give up on your coolness you may as well just move into a home now because it's at that point when you've got your winged arm chair and um oh my god you know what i heard yesterday my brother had a girlfriend reese the the one before the current one and she was a manageress of an old people's home and there was a lady in her 90s who would sit on every man and they're thin on the ground let me tell you in these places because they die sooner she'd sit on them and grind and because we
were talking about sex and sexuality i was talking about being celibate and um he's in the the limerick limouris is it the limourus i think it's called the phase of love affairs in the first 18 months where it's filled with um limerence that's what it is where it's you know you're exploring and it's very exciting that lasts for about 18 months where you're completely gaga you're all lusted up and in love and you you know you can't concentrate and you're just shagging all the time um but and i was thinking you know how i how different we are now whereas where you know when i was 18 i was the local bike as i recall proudly proudly you know i was a punk and i was free with my servings as it were and i i'm very different now i'm completely the opposite nobody gets a serving everyone's on a diet and i so anyway we were talking about that and i said you know for most people over 60 because i was talking about my tv show and how i'm
not particularly it's not obsessed with sex anymore because i mean of course there's going to be a bit of sex because i write quite erotic literature so you know sex is still part of my my person and my creativity and um you know i can remember feelings i'm not completely shut off it's just it doesn't interest me anymore because i've got so many other things to do much more important things and also when when i watch these adverts now they seem they seem really glaringly obviously sexualized so one just came up on my news feed for jewelry on my
facebook and there was a woman there and she was stroking her neck and her shoulders and her cleavage you know you know running her hand up and down and stuff like why are you doing that you're really distracting from the earrings and i just think you start to see that don't you whereas if you're...