60 Summers
60 Summers
Tale Teller Club
Tattoos and IBS News from the Penthouse at Royal Clarence With Sarnia de la Maré FRSA
14 minutes Posted May 10, 2022 at 11:47 am.
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good morning world i think i'm a bit loud let me turn that down a bit do you know what when you're not feeling energetic and in a really great mood there is nothing worse than somebody being really sprightly so oh god go away and let me wallow in my dysfunction however i am feeling very functional today yesterday i had the worst ibs imaginable all day long and i'm going to blame my mother because the day prior she gave me look i'm not going to say it wasn't lovely it was lovely but it was one of those desserts that you bite iceland and it

absolutely flawed me i mean completely and utterly i don't know what they put in it i assume it's cheap ingredients or some sort of animal by-product you know fats or i don't know what it is tru maybe it's trans fats something in those things absolutely gives me the worst ibs in the world and against my better judgment because she gave me this massive piece but you know when the eyes the eyes are seduced by the squirly squirty cream on the top and you just think oh get inside me but absolutely paid for it the next day horrific absolutely horrific ibs um so i went out even though i was in great pain and bedridden i went out and i bought four pots of

natural yogurt big giant pots and i ate well one i suppose in the rest during the day with my porridge with my oats in and today i've woken up the ibs is gone i was expecting a three-day attack because normally they you know my episodes my stomach episodes normally last well three days to a week i mean really that it's that bad so i'm i'm going to tell you to go and buy yogurt loads of it's really cheap natural yoghurt and in fact i may buy a yogurt maker and make it even cheaper i don't know if i can though it's 50 50p a pot i don't know what that is in dollars is that it's around about 45 or something 40 maybe but it's so so cheap um and what it is i

believe i have in adequate probiotics being manufactured in my belly and maybe this is the thing when i eat a sweet dessert it feeds the the negative bacteria in there in my stomach i don't know what thrush you don't you get thrush bacteria fungal fungal bacteria in your belly i mean look i read a lot of internet and none of it sinks in but you know inappropriate snippets no doubt they always seep in so i think i believe i've read that sugar feeds bad bacteria and yogurt feeds good bacteria so this is my cure all so from now on i'm going to make sure there are always four pots four huge pots in the fridge because when i get the first indication of a

stomachache i just sit and eat a pot of yogurt and hey presto i am better anyway that's not what i was going to talk about i got misdirected there by myself by my own brain um i did yesterday of a load of a bunch of films little films my fly on the wall of being 60 all all summer i think i'm going to do it for the rest of my life i love doing these broadcasts um if you're hearing a lot of the broadcast but not seeing them you need to go to the website telltale club and sign up and you can sign up for free to get lots of freebies actually and and lots of banter and chat and you can join the community but if you want to watch the films except the ones that i put up for free you can um you have to pay um and you know it's not much and it really keeps us

going keeps the whole platform going um it was great to have some lovely photography as well yesterday really nice but i'm working with wall art at the moment now you may know or you may not know that i'm a little bit of an art dealer you know i dip my toe in now now and then and i've got quite a lot of victorian art um so i'm sort of busy reframing and upcycling cause you don't want to upcycle victorian art too much do you you know you don't want to start well actually if it was damaged you could paint...