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Updates and news from the penthouse with a mediacal drama and some new shoes.
Sarnia shares the joys of life in the slow lane.
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good morning internet we've got our third storm of the week here at royal clarence um frederick i believe they've named it it's so weird that they're naming all of the storms now because there's a sort of obligation to remember their names you know you go to a party you get introduced to someone you forget them immediately you feel terrible i'm starting to do that with the storms and i i learned the name of this storm yesterday and i knew it began with eff and i was like is it
francesca so i was relaying it to mother and and then i felt really bad because i've forgotten its name i mean goodness gracious me it was when when we used to just call them it's a windy day oh it's very windy today no pressure at all it was just windy have you met windy anyway we're in our third storm of the week and i've had a storm as well i had last night another migraine i'd gone to mum's in the pouring rain in i suppose it was frederick is still going on he's still battering the window panes now and um and then i had this massive turn and i think it was because i couldn't digest my food because my bra was too tight and i keep forgetting that i can't really wear bras anymore but you know i can't walk about without one i mean it's you know the swinging pendulums of time pendulums rather the pendulums of time um swinging in an attempt to touch the ground and drawn by their gravitational pull to the center of the earth are not um they're
offensive to the human eye shall i say and i really you know i keep especially when i go out i think i'm not gonna go out without brazil am i anyway i'm compelled to design um well i am often a tangent so let me just uh remind you what i was talking about i i've literally passed out at mums with this terrible migraine and sickness and nausea etc etc which of course i've been in hospital with on the saturday um and when but releasing the brazil really helped but then i had another attack when i came home i had to return the return journey was slightly better because the wind was against me um and the pendulum breasts were swinging on the bclat in in storm frederick but all was well because um the you know i was going with the wind rather than against it so me and frederick came home and then i had i ate an innocuous banana and had another migraine or migraine do you see me migraine or migraine i'm completely um new to these uh the whole concept
of them i didn't know i had them but now looking back i think is all the neck pain that i've been referring to is it actually a migraine is that is it you know because it's at the base of my sort of head and perhaps perhaps it's not arthritis and i'm today who am i who am i darlings am i a migraine sufferer or an arthritis sufferer i mean these uh and is it frederick or is it windy i mean that's how i feel today confusion you see confusion migraine confusion probably anyway i i had to phone the doctor because obviously they told me at the hospital that i need to get medication now for this migraine issue which is quite severe so i don't know what it's like in your country but it's bloody awful here in the united kingdom they don't give us doctors anymore they they hide them behind um an hour of form filling or telephone cueing in fact you don't even get one then at the end of the form filling you you get a text to say that one's going to contact you later in the day
and it's so i mean i was filling in this form and i actually i ended up writing blah in all the boxes and then i thought that's a bit rude doesn't it doctor's not going to be pleased with that so i just wrote yes yes yes yes yes yes um for just about every ailment that this migraine has given me and but then they insisted on my phone number and you can't get the penthouse doesn't have a signal because...
Sarnia shares the joys of life in the slow lane.
Transcript
good morning internet we've got our third storm of the week here at royal clarence um frederick i believe they've named it it's so weird that they're naming all of the storms now because there's a sort of obligation to remember their names you know you go to a party you get introduced to someone you forget them immediately you feel terrible i'm starting to do that with the storms and i i learned the name of this storm yesterday and i knew it began with eff and i was like is it
francesca so i was relaying it to mother and and then i felt really bad because i've forgotten its name i mean goodness gracious me it was when when we used to just call them it's a windy day oh it's very windy today no pressure at all it was just windy have you met windy anyway we're in our third storm of the week and i've had a storm as well i had last night another migraine i'd gone to mum's in the pouring rain in i suppose it was frederick is still going on he's still battering the window panes now and um and then i had this massive turn and i think it was because i couldn't digest my food because my bra was too tight and i keep forgetting that i can't really wear bras anymore but you know i can't walk about without one i mean it's you know the swinging pendulums of time pendulums rather the pendulums of time um swinging in an attempt to touch the ground and drawn by their gravitational pull to the center of the earth are not um they're
offensive to the human eye shall i say and i really you know i keep especially when i go out i think i'm not gonna go out without brazil am i anyway i'm compelled to design um well i am often a tangent so let me just uh remind you what i was talking about i i've literally passed out at mums with this terrible migraine and sickness and nausea etc etc which of course i've been in hospital with on the saturday um and when but releasing the brazil really helped but then i had another attack when i came home i had to return the return journey was slightly better because the wind was against me um and the pendulum breasts were swinging on the bclat in in storm frederick but all was well because um the you know i was going with the wind rather than against it so me and frederick came home and then i had i ate an innocuous banana and had another migraine or migraine do you see me migraine or migraine i'm completely um new to these uh the whole concept
of them i didn't know i had them but now looking back i think is all the neck pain that i've been referring to is it actually a migraine is that is it you know because it's at the base of my sort of head and perhaps perhaps it's not arthritis and i'm today who am i who am i darlings am i a migraine sufferer or an arthritis sufferer i mean these uh and is it frederick or is it windy i mean that's how i feel today confusion you see confusion migraine confusion probably anyway i i had to phone the doctor because obviously they told me at the hospital that i need to get medication now for this migraine issue which is quite severe so i don't know what it's like in your country but it's bloody awful here in the united kingdom they don't give us doctors anymore they they hide them behind um an hour of form filling or telephone cueing in fact you don't even get one then at the end of the form filling you you get a text to say that one's going to contact you later in the day
and it's so i mean i was filling in this form and i actually i ended up writing blah in all the boxes and then i thought that's a bit rude doesn't it doctor's not going to be pleased with that so i just wrote yes yes yes yes yes yes um for just about every ailment that this migraine has given me and but then they insisted on my phone number and you can't get the penthouse doesn't have a signal because...