What of it? Quick check in and ramble - ooh jab me Billy! Twitter @carl_mann Instagram @the_carl_mann

Ok, I'll come back seeing none of you asked. I witter on about insurrections, pandemics and stuff. @carl_mann Twitter @the_carl_mann instagram cheers

Despite global pandemic stuff, I'm flourishing. Pando flourishing.

More whittling from the lockdown. Pretty sure I have the boiled bat AIDS. Half serious half bullsh*t as normal. Love you.

Wow, a surprising check in. Sh*t got real. It's not just the flu. I whittle on about the strongly recommended lockdown the UK is in due to the Coronavirus COVD-19. I also may have it. I will now and forever be a prepper Follow me @carl_mann on twitter, @4theyepodcast or instagram @the_carl_mann - END TIMES!

I whittle on about sh*tting myself near a football stadium, update on travel / comedy, tell you about a deluded comedian knocking about, and how I may or may not have caused the death of a venue owner. TRUESPEAK

I ramble all over the place re: new comedy nights - plans, Kobe Bryant and Harry and Meghan leaving the Royal Family. I don't even accuse them of foul crimes. That was a lie! @carl_mann - twitter

I ramble about my recent trip to Europe – Amsterdam, Belgium, Germany and update you on my comedy escapades – it’s a growing you bad mothers. Follow me on twitter @carl_mann, @4theyepodcast, Instagram: the_carl_mann, email at [email protected].

Look, I'll get to the point. I sh*t myself in Brussels last week. Here's how..