
I was watching some hockey late one night
When my eyes beheld a terrible sight
For my goalie from his net, began to writhe,
And suddenly to my surprise
(He just got smashed)
He did the goalie smash
(The goalie smash)
It was a one sided bash
(one sided bash)
A real kick in the ass
Nov 3, 2022
5 min

Another year, another rivalry week in the books! In this week's recap we’re going all the way back to our inaugural season to do a deep dive on some of the hot rivalries in last week's matchups.
Oct 27, 2022
5 min

With the first week in the books we’ve clearly got one hell of a season upon us. Some pretty typical results last week. Dangleitis takes out Sittler on my Face who couldn’t scrape together enough goalie starts. Vrana’s Banana squeaked out a win against MacKinnon me Crazy despite his atrocious goalie numbers. Prince Igor goes 14-0 for only the 4th time in the league's history against Tanknation.
Boring.
Some matchups on the other hand, what a roller coaster ride! In this week's recap we’re going through the most exciting matchups of last week. Lets go!
Oct 18, 2022
4 min

Hey everybody and welcome to the first episode of the weekly recap of the 2022-2023 season. We’re just weeks away from puck drop and this week we take a look ahead and make some BOLD PREDICTIONS
I’m breaking these bold predictions in to 3 categories - my Lazy predictions that will definitely happen, my Questionable predictions that have a 50/50 shot of happening, and my BOLD predictions that will happen despite the odds stacked against them!
Sep 23, 2022
5 min

This week I present to you the final recap of the Fantasy Hockey season. A story a year in the making to finally determine the champion of the 4 seasons Fantasy Hockey 2022 season.
Apr 21, 2022
9 min

Amazing news last week as the NHL finally announced its plans for the Olympic-not-a-break, finally rescheduling almost 100 games. Yahoo finally blessed us with the news that the anticipated 4-week long week 16 matchup will be broken up extending the season by 2 weeks. This season is far from over it seems and the push to make the playoffs heats up with 4 teams sitting within 32 points of each other right on the edge as that gap narrows last week. This week, we look at the middle of the pack!
Jan 26, 2022
4 min

I don't think we've ever seen a week like last week ladies and gentlemen. We had 7 out of 8 matchups with a 6 or greater point differential which really widened the gap between first and last and caused the biggest shakeup we've seen in the standings since week 2. It seems like the NHL is largely back to a regular schedule and with the Olympic not-a-break just around the corner, and only 7 matchups left, this season is starting to get real for a number of managers. It's hard to just pick a few so this week we do a lightning recap of EVERY MATCHUP LAST WEEK. LETS GO!
Jan 19, 2022
4 min

Last week the largest struggle for most managers it seemed was finding enough active goalies to hit the 3 goalie start minimum. In all there was an astonishing 5 teams who did not meet minimum goalie starts last week surrendering all 4 categories. Some managers staved off the 4 losses by just being active and diligent on the WW with a total of 12 transactions involving goalies last week. In this recap we cover the hottest goalie situations of last week - Lets Go!
Jan 10, 2022
3 min

It's your boy Vikas filling in for Joe and I’m here to do the weekly recap in however long it takes. Despite all the ups and downs a number of managers pulled off some impressive CRUSHes last week as we wrapped up 2021 with some shocking matchups - Here we go!
Jan 5, 2022
3 min
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