30s, Flirty, & Crying
30s, Flirty, & Crying
Penny and Lynn
Grab a shower beer and join Penny and Lynn every week as we attempt to navigate the dumpster fire that is dating in our 30s. Our hoodrat shenanigans, Fuckboy horror stories, and never learning from our mistakes might even make you feel better about being the clown that we all are. 😂😘 We’re stupid other places too: Insta: @30sflirtycrying Twitter: @30sflirtycrying TikTok: @30sflirtyandcrying Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
The One Where We Played a Drinking Game
On a random rona October night, filled with all the sad girl feelings, we decided to play a drinking game and record it for ya'll. I don't think we realized that said game (Do or Drink) would have us doing some clown ass shit! But that's what we usually be up to anyway right? Might as well drink about it! Listen in as we become a progressively larger shit show the farther into this episode we get! Anyone got next round?? Side note some of our audio got drunk too. Excuse the parts where it sounds like we are constantly cutting each other off lmao.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Jan 13, 2021
53 min
New Year, Same Clowns
Welcome back for Season 2! We've missed you guys since 2020 got the best of us! We recorded this episode on New Years Eve while Lynn was champagne drunk af (way to start early, rookie LOL) We are talking all things resolutions, self improvement, and what disasters struck during the apocalypse that was 2020. So here's to another year of us staying on our bullshit and bringing ya'll along for the ride! We're gonna try our best to make good decisions this year but ya know. If we don't... ho well!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Jan 7, 2021
1 hr 1 min
First of all...
We’re stupid 🤦🏼‍♀️ we’re also back for episode 7 after a few dramatic ass weeks to talk about the hope we give our damn selves. If you’ve ever mourned the loss of a relationship that you never even had, listen in. This ones for you clowns. We missed you!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Sep 30, 2020
45 min
Pillow Talk
Let’s talk about sex, baby! Today’s episode is all about the hookup. The Netflix and chill dates. We’re breaking down how we feel about sexting and our best (and worst) sex experiences. Too bad the best was attached to toxic dick for both of us! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Sep 9, 2020
56 min
The Compound
Fuck that guy too seems to be the theme of the week ya'll. Today we are talking dates! What we wear, our ideal date, the good, the bad, and the ugly af dates we've been on. Talk about what nightmares are made of! Join us on our painfully awkward journey! That may we mention lead to absolutely nowhere. Ever been propositioned to become a sister wife? Penny has. She's here today to tell you allllll about it in story time.  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Sep 2, 2020
1 hr 6 min
Situationships and other BS excuses
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by a mfer who plays the line between fuckboy and boyfriend shit and then acts like he never wanted a relationship. 🙋🏼‍♀️ Also, where tf is Penny?! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Aug 26, 2020
40 min
Tinder Kevin and the Whole Ass Story PT 2 and Other Red Flags
We are back for episode 3!! Today we talk about alllll the kinds of fuckboys we're into. We like tall red flags, red flags with blue eyes, red flags that say good morning beautiful and then don't text you for the rest of the day... You get the idea. Lynn is back for story time to tell you the rest of the shit show that is tinder Kevin and the whole ass story. We also have some ideas for what to do when you develop sad girl feelings over an asshole that doesn't deserve you anyway. Listener fuckboy horror story time with Deanna G and Jillian Vita of You've Thought It (We're Saying It) podcast!  --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Aug 19, 2020
1 hr 1 min
Tinder and Bumble and Hinge...Oh My 😱
Join Penny and Lynn for Episode 2 as we give you the rundown on all the dumpster fires... er... dating apps out there. Yes. We’ve been on them all. Well, Almost. Week 2 story time: Tinder Kevin and the Whole Ass Story Pt 1 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Aug 12, 2020
50 min
Everyone is Trash
Episode One!! Join Penny and Lynn as they present to you the top 5 reasons why dating in our 30s SUCKS along with some other fun games and shocking revelations. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Aug 5, 2020
33 min
30s, Flirty, & Crying
--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/30sflirtyandcrying/support
Jul 26, 2020
42 sec