Our first ep recording since Hawaii. Post vacay blues are REAL. Erica has covid, Megan the nurse, clogs are art school, ant doorbell, we are not a science based podcast, we are a vibes based pod. Art school science is cool, Alicia Vasquez shoutout 4ever, Megan is Sims biggest fan, “Deli” is actually short for “delicatessen”, Megan turned into Spongebob, hyper focus girlies, silent Ubers should be an options, Megan’s sister Bridget is addicted to gift cards, A gift card for the card store, Megan only drinks nyquil before she drives, Erica’s childhood crush shares a story on the pod EEK! “ Erica lives at Madie’s house in her dreams, we got a sexy story babies!!!! Murder by Numbers 69, “You’re doing it, Peter!”, Erica the self-proclaimed “cock gobbler”, we yes-and our listeners story, plzzzz tap a dick and say, “Is this thing on?!”, STOP APOLOGIZING, no post on Sundays, send us crush stories! "There’s a boy in the house and he’s OUR AGE!” 9yr old Erica “I’m just like you all, I’m just like everyone else.” -Megan Submit a story! Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] ***Recorded 6/14/22

Softball leagues are flirty, Gepetto wants to get f*cked! No more BLEEPING, softball showoffs, “dan dan the cheerleading man” prank, short kings are KINGS, bring your therapists favorite, getting medicated (professionally), mental health dot com and taking care of thine SELF! 30 things, ritalin in high school, performance anxiety in testing, “your brains!”, we are all scientists, please email us…middle school advice column, a sexy story turns SURPRISEY, “Im gonna make you love me!”, Hawaiian airlines can suck it, DRINK TICKETS!, Hawaii is HAPPENING, why do we never fly together?! John, Jacob, jingle-heifer-smith, his name is mine name TOO! Airport technicalities, Madie & Erica are NOT app girlies, the thrill of being IRL, WE WILL NOT LOWER OUR STANDARDS, sparking with someone is everything, no job interview dating, Megan goes on an easter date, horny 4 Jesus, Madie doesn’t listen to our own podcast…”Offense on your family!”, don’t unmatch someone on the way home, Erica is a born again virgin, plus a big reveal, 30 flirty flying, sandlot crushes, we love to crush on a bully, drummer from school of rock, Erica famously not attracted to blondes, ACTUALLY EMAIL US PLZ, “Draco Malfoy made me feral as a child.” Megan Megan will sing, Erica will rant, & Madie (won’t) Mingle Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] ***Recorded 4/25/22

Trips and vacays, oh my! Our first episode recording after we released our premiere episode! Megan was a star CRSSD lover at CRSSD, Flirty flails, Madie wants to make love in this club, Madie goes to Vegas, Our past Vegas tales and flails,  Erica’s historical hangover and rally, The fun of crushes, Megan can be forward when it’s a joke, ltalians undress you with their eyes, Megan’s 45 min Irish BF, “You got me intoxicated!”, Eurotrip 2015, Megan did Italy! Erica is super 30 and working, we are vacay addicts, San Rancho Coucamonga, 23& 24 in Vegas = absolute mess, Mountain DONT EVER AGAIN, Erica was HIGHLY disrespectful, Taylor learns what “going on a walk” means…, the infamous Pretzel incident, teaching Taylor how to do Vegas, Erica had never been so scared to go out, Madie CANNOT get her Vegas years straight,"You can't drink our alcohol", Bachelor Boy Bro’s negging, resting dick face, Erica's full blown manic for projects, we’re not Disney adults but we appreciate the culture, Megan’s grandma calls her out! Megan will sing, Erica will rant about LAX, & Madie mingles with her soft launch of hot girl summer. Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] *recorded 3/21/22

WARNING:This IS our funniest episode to date. Do not operate heavy machinery and listen THIS WEEK: Vegas, The Linq, Mountain Dew Purgatory, dehydration, anxiety/depression from drinking, AIM dates in the park, middle school exes rekindling the flame? Britt and Renee are engaged!, European Boyz, My Heart Will Go On on the recorder, facebook status’, orchestra, brass vs. winds. Solos for 4 in the land of make believe, Hey Arnold trumpet covers, middle school band was social suicide but actually cool, Cornel of Kern, French onion creamer, word mess-ups are for LIFE, way wack here!, warts n all, Fucking+Sucking=Tindr, Erica deleted hinge, long story LONG, one Saturday morning!, “shall we share a kiss?”, Erica can only flirt as a colonial boy, Erica’s dating flails continue…,CALLING YOU OUT WESLEY, lick tajin rims, 6’4 vibes, Erica is horny for trauma, cinderella story, Madie’s go to delivery service is Jersey Mike’s, settlement money is hot, cops are gross, you wanna know more more more about me?!, 30 flirty & high-fiving, get tangled up in me! Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] Trigger warning: WARTS ***Recorded 2/21/22

Maui wowiiiiee, angels and guides, turtle town USA, dragons tooth, we don’t know how to flirt with boys, spam masubi, grocery store sushi, bread spiral, Bridget church mouse feature, Kihei to Lahaina, mushrooms are fun, no buns for Madie, no blonde men for Erica, cliff jumpers, GoPro addict, tired ass bitches, Pirates of the Caribbean clear blue, the road before the road to Hana, CHERRY blossoms, mermaid ladies, vacation all I ever wanted!, hot guy repellent, bikini butts, play with us!, grocery store friends, Akamai sluts, and so much more! Megan will sing, Erica barely rants, and Madie cannot be bothered to mingle! Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected]

Grab a joint and grab a glass of wine for this one honey bunnies! But if you're going to have wine, 2 GLASSES ONLY! It's Megan's world, we are just living in it...This week: Madie and Megan spiral about being podcasting public personas, Better Help is actually not sustainable, SORRY! Erica thinks all Scorpios should be in therapy, Pattern rules us, deep dive into our astrological makeups, Madie's getting eaten by the Blair Witch, comedy size wine glasses only, Madie MINGLES this week, accidentally dating a 25 year old, Love is Blind SPOILERS, back sweat dot com, reality TV producers are the devil, friends being emotional dumpsters, bleeps of course, short kings, Tindr v. Hinge, Lizzie McGuire, "This is what dreams are made of." "The Universe is REAL." Megan Cannan "I can be a fucking asshole!" Erica Dawson "Men mature emotionally in dog years." Madison Stemler Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] ***recorded February 27th 2022

Our worst dates ever! Erica goes out for the first time post breakup and it's a DISASTER. A very detailed & salacious MESS.  PLUS: Studio diner reopened, 5th grade promotions, proud to be an American, drunk baby boys, tucking in grown men, cornrows from Mexico, short kings, do you even know who Zendaya is?!,Euphoria, hinge, why is Megan’s defense mechanism “being regular”?! Erica knows how to make a long story LONG, selling burps is a thing, “he’d buy my merch” status, pulling taffy is exhausting, gold rush obsessed, bathubs are creative vortexes, building a roster, fertile to the MAX, are our parents even listening to this?!?! Erica rants. Madie doe NOT mingle. And Megan.Will.SING. Overall...we were hardcore flailing this week, and we do not sugarcoat it. Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] *recorded 2/7/2022

This is part two of last weeks episode! We pick up right where we left off, talkin' TSwift baby! But things get real deep and juicy too, here are some other highlights from this weeks episode: Our fave Swift song of all time! Flirty people from our past associated with certain songs! Remember when we used to listen to iTunes?!? Millenial vibes! Madie’s #1 is ALWAYS Taylor! It’s a love story. Megan Stans Julia Michaels! Madie panics over making plans! Erica’s dramatic breakup saga continues and Madie dives deep into her dating past! We apologize in advance for the amount of bleeps in this episode... Playin’ it fast & loose MUCH?!? PLUS Megan sings the 10 min version of All Too Well (don’t worry, it's only the best clips) “I’ve been 30 since I literally turned flirty!” Megan Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] *This podcast was recorded in November 2021

This week we mostly talk about Taylor Swift, but we also talk about: Megan turning 30, we're all in the same room, 30 year old women in movies , Zeetus Lapitus, karaoke, depression playlists, Erica auditioning to play a child, hand hugs, Victorian house bars, young faces, & Taylor Swift and Madie lead parallel love lives?! Taylor Swift? We know her All Too Well <3 *This is a two part podcast, it's what happens when you get us all in one room together!  Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] “Having fun, is still fun. Whatever is fun, is fun!”-Megan Cannan

This week the girlies talk about religion, spirituality, and getting weird :) We are talking feminist rants, Catholicism, belch content, standup is back, flirty ghosts, Old Edward, Christianity, Spice World barf, first holy communions, angels & guides 4ever!!!  Madie is anti-freelance, Erica pays for air, and MEGAN STARTS A RUMOR THAT GAS IS FREE...?!?!? Erica will rant, Madie will mingle, & Megan will SING. Instagram: @30flirtyflailingpod Email: [email protected] *Special note: We still can't do math and we never will.