The holiday episode of 30, Dirty & Dying is jingling all the way and bringing lots of presents: 90s and early 2000s Christmas movie nostalgia, fun facts about Christmas and Hanukkah, holiday songs gone wild, and more! Kourtney and Clarissa are hopping in a sleigh to bring you a festive edition of their chaotic trivia variety show format, plus a trip back to 1996!-Disclaimer: The views and comments expressed in this podcast are personal opinion of the respective hosts and are not met to reflect poorly on, offend, or negatively impact any other persons, businesses, companies, or entities. In addition, this episode is not sponsored and all opinions are organically expressed with no compensation or endorsements. This is an entertainment podcast with much of its commentary meant to be comedic and sardonic, and should be consumed with that intention in mind.

Welcome to the worst episode of Grey's Anatomy you can imagine. This week, Clarissa and Kourtney are leaning into the sick side of "sick, sad millennials" and trying their hands at some medical condition knowledge. Your hosts take turns naming some not-so-common diseases, disorders, and other maladies so the other can guess what the condition actually is. This episode is by no means making fun of any medical conditions, just how little your cohosts know about them and how horribly their attempts at guessing and pronunciation can be. Plus, some holiday chit-chat and a trip back to 1989!CW: Discussion of medical procedures, mental health, bodily function, pain, medical care, and symptoms are present in this episode.Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast based on individual perspective, experience, and opinion. The content of this episode is not medical advice and should not be taken as such under any circumstances. Pronunciation of medical terms may be incorrect. Source material includes CDC, Rare Diseases dot Org, Healthline, WebMD, and others online. This episode is not meant to make fun of any disease, disorder, or medical condition of any kind or those afflicted by said conditions and no offense is meant at all. It is simply a guessing format episode where hosts attempt to learn more about certain medical maladies, and have some comedic moments at their own lack of knowledge. This is an entertainment podcast that is often comedic in nature, and should be consumed with that thematic element in mind. The views expressed do not reflect on any other persons, businesses, or institutions nor should they be taken as concrete fact or allegation of any kind.

On this episode, your resident millennials welcome a member of Gen Z into their midst for a deep dive on motherhood, social media, and what it's like taking it all on in these unprecedented times. Ali, known on TikTok as @athomewithali, describes herself as a toddler mom, minimalist-ish, and a homemaker who is sharing her life and parenthood journey on the internet. Millennials and Gen Z are sharing a lot of experiences from the pressure to have and raise kids to the ups and downs of finding community on the internet. We're talking womanhood, crazy comments, car washes, and more on this episode, plus taking a trip to the late 90s!Disclaimer: The views expressed in this podcast are personal opinion of the respective hosts and guests and are not met to reflect poorly on or negatively impact any other persons, businesses, companies, or entities. No comments should be taken as allegations, professional advice, or concrete fact, they are merely perspective and commentary for entertainment purposes. In addition, this episode is not sponsored and all opinions are organically expressed with no compensation or endorsements. This is an entertainment podcast with much of its commentary meant to be comedic and sardonic, and should be consumed with that intention in mind.

If you believe we've got a picture-perfect plan, this must be your first episode of 30 D&D! Cohosts Kourtney and Clarissa come together to relive a favorite from Disney Channel's "Golden Age" in the early 2000s -- Lizzie McGuire! From butterfly clips and y2k fashion moments to life lessons and how the storylines stack up to other millennial era favorites, your cohosts are talking all things Lizzie! Plus, a trip back to 2001!Disclaimer: The views expressed in this podcast are personal opinion of the respective hosts and are not met to reflect poorly on or negatively impact any other persons, businesses, companies, or entities. In addition, this episode is not sponsored and all opinions are organically expressed with no compensation or endorsements. This is an entertainment podcast with much of its commentary meant to be comedic and sardonic, and should be consumed with that intention in mind.

It's time to bust out a slumber party favorite ... but dial it back a bit since we're hitting our 30s and this is only a podcast after all. On this episode, Kourtney and Clarissa decided to have a little fun and play a game of Truth or Dare -- but without the dare. Join your cohosts for some walks and runs down memory lane, some wild college night memories, bad relationships, and more. Plus a trip back to the 90s!Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast and Names, details, and timelines have been changed to protect identity. Hosts are only speaking about individual experiences and perspectives — no stories should be taken as factual evidence or allegations of any kind. These are simply memories and stories of the hosts’ perspective.

Kourtney and Clarissa are revisiting their origin story when it comes to the podcast and comin together for a real talk about the inspiration for the name and themes you hear every week. From burn out, existential dread, and millennial money woes to the juxtapositions between millennials and the generations that came before and after -- your cohosts are breaking down what being 30, Dirty & Dying means to them and talking through some common misconceptions about the millennial experience as a whole. Plus a trip back to the 2010s for cringe social media posts and memories from younger years!

On this episode, Kourtney and Clarissa are looking as some well-known and beloved YA and young love romance tropes from books, movies, and more to see how they stack up to the realities of getting older, real-life relationship experiences, and the cynicism that comes with years and being scorned at least once or twice. We love reading them in books and seeing them on screen, but sometimes enemies-to-lovers and secret relationships don't end up so sweet in the cold light of day or past age 25. Plus, a trip back to 2008 for some classic examples.Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast and is not meant to negatively impact any person, business, or institutions. Names, details, and timelines have been changed to protect identity. Hosts are speaking about our experiences and personal perspectives — no stories should be taken as factual evidence or allegations of any kind. In addition, the opinions shared in this podcast are not criticism of any writers, the Young Adult or romance media grade and genre, or any works falling under those classifications.

Drop an anchor and join your favorite sick, sad millennials for a reliving of an early 2000s horror film set on the seven seas. 'Ghost Ship' came out in 2002 and has been a favorite for Kourtney, but unfamiliar waters for Clarissa. So they watched it this decade and decided to bring it to the podcast to round out October and the 30 D&D Spooky Season block of episodes. Get on board for a trip Back in Time to 2002, some banter between your cohosts, and all their thoughts on a spooky ship and we don't mean Titanic.Disclaimer: The views expressed in this podcast are personal opinion of the respective hosts and are not met to reflect poorly on or negatively impact any other persons, businesses, companies, or entities. In addition, this episode is not sponsored and all opinions are organically expressed with no compensation or endorsements. This is an entertainment podcast with much of its commentary meant to be comedic and sardonic, and should be consumed with that intention in mind.

Spooky Season continues and this week, get ready for some black cats to cross your path! Clarissa and Kourtney are leaning into their millennial cat mom identities to explore the lucky and unlucky lore around black cats as October haunts on. Folklore from around the globe, cat-tastic connections to the supernatural, and some reminders of your favorite pop culture black cats make paw prints all over this episode -- as well as some talk about the podcats you know and love. Plus, a trip Back in Time to 1985!-Disclaimer: This is an entertainment podcast. Hosts of this show are not presenting these stories or legends as facts and are not meant to cause any harm, perpetuate negativity against, or offend any parties, institutions, businesses, or individuals. Hosts are discussing publicly available information in a transformative fashion and offering entertainment and comedic commentary. Much of the content in this episode and podcast as a whole are meant to be personal, sometimes comedic, and observational in nature. Please enjoy in context.

Spooky Season haunts on, and Kourtney and Clarissa are talking all things ghosts and ghouls this week on 30, Dirty & Dying's October extravaganza. Get ready for Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, theories about ghosts, and your cohosts' own ghost stories and spooky experiences! This episode is perfect for getting in the Halloween spirit. Plus a trip Back in Time to 1991! Haunt us, Daddy!