Wow, my earholes! I stumbled across this podcast while searching for a sequel to the popular 2007 internet video “2 Girls 1 Cup.” While this podcast doesn’t feature any literal consuming of human excrement, one could argue the discussion features a plethora of figurative poop-eating. Someone could argue that, but that’s not what I’m here today to do. These lads are – and let me be clear I am not pandering here – some of the VERY best in the game. Their breadth of knowledge and expertise on Ohio-based Major League Soccer teams is unlike that of any other podcast I follow, and do not let that statement be lessened by the fact that I may or may not listen to any other podcasts that cover broadly, Ohio MLS teams. One of the best features they have is where they discuss ways to make MLS better. Their ideas here are endless, and MLS would be wise to listen up and take some feedback because with their goal to be a top league in the world – they could use a lot more on-field musical chairs. Another segment I really enjoy is the one where we get to vote on the hottest boy who plays for each team. This weekly poll has yielded some truly astounding – even mystifying – results. Most curiously, how the team with literally gajillions of season ticket holders, consistently winning the stands, continues week after week to get voted as having the ugliest lad, while the team with the failing business metrics consistently shines. Do scientist know about this? Maybe they should, someone needs to inform them. I would be the one to do it, but unfortunately, I can't read, write, or understand a lick of English and had to translate even this review you're reading on the internet. Google translate, fail me now don’t .

These three good lads have made one of the top 5 Columbus Crew/FC Cincinnati podcasts. Everyone should listen to it right now.

Good podcast about Columbus Crew and Cincinnati MLS teams. Please note the one cup belongs to The Crew, Ohio’s #1 team. Ohio is yellow

I was ready to give it 1 star after the blatant disrespect put on the Columbus Zoo’s name in Episode 1 but gave it another chance. By Episode 3, the one host saw the error of his ways and recanted his boorish opinion. Come for the awesome cover art depicting Hell Is Real imagined by a toddler, stay for the Rich Uncle Skeleton. Hopefully Disgruntled Goat makes an appearance at some point.

To start the main host sounds like he is trapped in a bathroom with the echo. But hey Evan is in the podcast so that's why everyone listens anyways.

Imagine the hilarious dudes from that laugh-a-minute romp that is Rotgut Gaming on YouTube had a podcast. Well, guess what? They do! And it’s about soccer! ... sorta... well, it’s a long story. Soccer adjacent is probably the preferred term. Anyway... Get in here! 10/10 Oh and Evan’s there, too.

...but that’s a good thing! Good hosts. Good people. Great listen. Interesting perspectives from a state divided by MLS teams. Hell is real. Austin FC is garbage.

I haven’t listened yet but I plan to on the way home from work today. I’m sure it’s freakin awesome. I love free orange and blue stuff.

If you listen to this podcast, the hosts may or may not start an internet rumor about the contents of your uterus. You should listen anyway.

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Gosh, I sure do love podcasts. And this is one of them! One of those podcasts that you can listen to! And it’s free!!!! Wow!!!!