2 Useless Organisms
2 Useless Organisms
2 Useless Organisms
A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.
Ep. 39: 2 Zukos, 1 Grease & Deadly Toddler Pilates
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our dream fictional crossovers, justifying crimes & a smelly sunburnt feminist.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Aug 19, 2024
35 min
Ep. 38: Salad Fingers, Olympic Chores & Swingin' Bobby Dayton
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss Salad Fingers, relatable Olympic sports, and stupid f*cking jazz.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Mar 30, 2024
31 min
Ep. 37: Child Gladiators, Jupiter China & Ranking Tragedies
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss cloning ourselves as children and murdering ourselves, the financial value of tragedies, and celebrating Tommy’s culture.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Feb 5, 2024
28 min
Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack
On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter ...
Nov 20, 2023
32 min
Ep. 35: Butthole Pancakes, Theme Park Shenanigans & Darcy Dewdrop's Probe
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what we would have if we could have one million of something, what we've learned watching grown adults (sometimes) attempt to function appropriately in theme parks, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an anally-corrupt doctor from Minneapolis. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Bec...
Sep 18, 2023
32 min
Ep. 34: Dying in Utah, Mega-Yachts & Tommy's Crohn's Disease
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our who's careers and reputations we'd like to steal, how we would disappear and live off the grid, and Tristan reads a Yelp Review about this very podcast.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Aug 14, 2023
33 min
Ep. 33: Legal Gladiators, Double Flicks & Partially Digested Beef Jerky
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite double-features, things that should be legalized and a lovesick truck stop worker. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Jul 31, 2023
42 min
Ep. 32: Credit and Other Karma, George & Severed Head Puppets
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our experience with karma, if we'd rather continue working for a large shitload of money or stop working for a small shitload of money, and Tristan reads a review of an averagely concerning new religion. Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
Jun 19, 2023
31 min
Ep. 31: Wrestling Music, Cactus Poetry & Hitler's Bookstore
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss what our walk-on music would be if we were big, bad, scary & hairy wrestlers, we recite our favorite poems, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about a troublesome bookstore in Arkansas.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
May 22, 2023
35 min
Ep. 30: Christ is Risen, DeSantis is Dead & Wooden Hammers
On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the resurrection of Jesus Vs. The Beatles, and our favorite fictional worlds.Support the showBe sure to leave a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and Spotify, and subscribe to our YouTube Channel!YouTubeFacebookInstagramXT-Shirts (Proceeds go to Give Kids The World) Become a Supporter (We put out free shit, send us $3)
May 8, 2023
35 min
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