Is this the most racist episode of Adventures in Odyssey? Well, we don’t really know, but it was bad enough that we had to bring on a special guest (Panda!) to help us discuss CHAINS. Whit stalks and kidnaps a pair of children after he demolishes their home for his own financial gain, Mary says a bunch things that get her shipped off to Cancelvania, and we learn that the Adventures in Odyssey writers have apparently never met a person of color.

Discussion topics include:

-9/11

-Catholics are weird

-Going to church after a sleepover

-The Edwin Blackgaard of substitute teachers

-Ruth’s incredible blowjobs

-Sucking toes vs. sucking dick

-Pigeon’s cream dream

-Mission trip madness

-Light-up pocket protectors