We’ve got new friends on the poddy this week! Porcupine and Porridge join us to talk about UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 2. Adventures in Odyssey converts another heathen to Christianity, but not until Aubrey’s life hits ROCK BOTTOM after she does … normal teenage things? Anyway, happy Pride, ladies. Let’s win another soul for Christ! Discussion topics include: -Pigeon learns what a WodFamChocSod is -Happiness vs. joy -No skulls in Christian homes! -JOB FOR A COWBOY!!1!1!! -High school boy-girl parties (with alcohol!) -Did Adventures in Odyssey do racism again? -Treehouse Hostage (1999) -9/11 -Fuck Mary, long live Margaret Faye! -RIP Donald Sutherland -Pride and Prejudice (1995) vs. Pride and Prejudice (2005) -What are we looking for in an emergency contact? Books not recommended: Do Hard Things by Alex and Brett Harris Radical by David Platt --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

Spiders. Skipping school. Rock music. Hairstyles. Those are just a few of the horrors that come up this week as we discuss UNDER THE INFLUENCE, PART 1, one of the worst episodes we’ve covered so far! Aubrey is clearly a lesbian, and her friend Erica is rich, so please pray for them! Anyway, let’s have some gay fun talking about a boring episode of Adventures in Odyssey. Discussion topics include: -One of us is single and back on Grindr -Booing churches in the Pride Parade -Collecting digitz from out-of-state folks at Christ in Youth conferences -Say no to Bratz dolls -Wobble wedges (sex toys?) -Percy’s Pride Month temporary tattoo story -What is the positive, Christian alternative to the band Deathwish? -Non-Christians famously love spiders -Aubrey is a big ole lesbian -Public school girlies > private Christian school girlies > homeschool girlies (sorry, that’s just the math) -Making out under the bleachers during pep rallies -DIY four-day school weeks -Baby Pigeon’s first wodfamchocsod https://www.odysseyscoop.com/odyssey/ http://www.wobblewedges.com Follow us on Instagram and Twitter at @2whits1cup! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

Since Pride Month persists, so do we. This week, we’re wrapping up PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. Look, sometimes, life is hard; sometimes, our dicks are hard. And on this eppy, we’re talking about things that make life and our dicks hard. Connie is still sad, but Wooton is amazing. Whit is an entitled white man who isn't respecting his gay boyfriend, Tom. You’re going to love it. And even if you don’t, just lie. It's Pride Month, after all. Discussion topics include: -Is Pigeon Parsnip’s ex-husband? -Percy wants a widow -Dale Jacobs and the FAILING Odyssey Times -John Avery Whittaker shouldn’t be around kids -Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley are fucking (we have to talk about it again) -ACJOTMS (IYKYK) -Whit goes ACAB, or maybe AFAB -The absurdity of faith as the requirement for salvation -Where the fuck has Chris been? -Pigeon gets preachy? -The one thing Christianity can do to be a bit better -We love you --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

It’s Pride Month, so that means it’s time to discuss Adventures in Odyssey! This week, the G in LGBTQ stands for glamorous grief girlies because we’re spending a lot of time with our queen, Connie Kendall, as she continues to process the loss of Mitch in PLAN B, PART 4: RESISTANCE. But like, we’re going to be funny and insightful.  This is the first half of what ended up being more than three hours of discussion about this eppy. We had so much to say about this episode, good and bad, so you’ll get the second half next week.  Discussion topics include: -What do we like most about being gay? -How big are fallopian tubes? -It’s sundress season! -Percy’s bloodfeud with his fellow gays -A defense of Walmart -The goofball teachings on suffering in Christianity -Biden is president, Trudeau is prime minister, Jesus is lord, but Wooton is KING -The fruit of the gay spirit -Will we ever go back to church? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

Get out your best going-out pantsuits, gaywads, because this week it’s time for the Odyssey Gay Bar Wingman Challenge! Pigeon is out of commission, so Percy and Parsnip take center stage to ask the question that haunts every Adventures in Odyssey fan: Which character would make the best wingman at a gay bar?  Discussion topics include: -WTF is porridge anyway? -9/11 -Dogs: The Musical, featuring the hit show-stopping song “Dementia” -Lucy Cunningham-Schultz is manic pixie dream girl, thanks to us -Is Campbell County Community College a dope party school? -Doris Rathbone is everyone’s aunt -What book would Katrina read at a gay bar? -Mr. Darcy and Dr. Regis Blackgaard are equally unwelcome at parties -Lip Synch for Your Life: Katrina vs. Wooton Edition -Inside Backyard Baseball talk --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

It’s ladies night this week because we’re obsessed with Connie Kendall and Monica Stone, who take center stage in PLAN B, PART 3: CROSSFIRE, episode 15 of Adventures in Odyssey’s Novacom story arc. Oh, but also, this episode is very sad because Mitch … Mitch is dead. So, we’re going to talk a lot about grief, but we’ll make many, many sillies along the way. And prepare yourself, because Percy has stooped to her lowest bout of conceit yet by including a clip of him drunkenly singing karaoke without running it by any of their cohosts. Discussion topics include: -What has the Lord been teaching us lately? -The Midwestern “yeah” -Wait, did Jack and Joanne do 9/11? -Underoath’s mediocre 2002 album “The Changing of Times” (released 17 days after Plan B, Part 3: Crossfire) -Jack is an ex-gay -Mary Hopkins made Snip a prude -The Virgin Mary is a big Megan The Stallion fan -Can you marry a corpse in Maine? -Erotic worship songs -Monica Stone, hubba hubba! -Jack’s package going through the back door Check out the Memory climax compilation video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uGCn5het9k --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

Pigeon finally liked an episode of Adventures in Odyssey! That’s because we’re covering Plan B, Part 2: Collision Course, the 14th episode (and halfway point!) of the Novacom story arc. Hold onto your jockstraps, girlies, because this one is where it gets dark and devastating.  Discussion topics include: -Our experience representing Team USA in soccer at the 2002 Winter Olympics in Salt Lake City -A plane crash outside Snip’s bedroom door or something? -The dripping sexual tension between Joanne Allen and Millie Shanks -Sense and Sensibility, starring Emma Thompson! -You literally can’t do anything wrong once you become a Christian -A public apology from Percy regarding horse dinners -The mating practices of British homosexuals --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

Wait, what’s that? Can you hear it in the distance? They’re wedding bells! Eugene and Katrina get married in PLAN B, PART 1: MISSING IN ACTION, the 13th episode of Adventures in Odyssey’s Novacom saga! And we are FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT!  Discussion topics include: -We will NEVER forget Marshall Younger -Our dream Adventures in Odyssey tattoos -Eugene and Katrina’s first time -Rock music is evil, but these guitars SLAYYYYYY -The Twilight saga, of course -Accidental raptures -”Dude, you’re getting a Dell” -A brief history of the Chicago Memorial Hospital -The Great Mouse Detective -Jason Whittaker made Percy gay --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

This week, it’s all about Mitch’s smokin' hot feet as we dive into SECRETS, the 12th episode of Adventures in Odyssey’s Novacom Saga. Oh, also, Connie is trying to figure out if she can trust Mitch. We talk a bit about tennis, so naturally, Percy gets us super sidetracked multiple times (though not necessarily about tennis). Discussion topics include: -The staple gun to the scroty eppy of King of Queens -Relationship advice from your favorite mentally ill poddy friends -Whit is the problem in Connie’s relationship with Mitch -Sending dick pics in the early days of the war on terror -How many dick pics can you put in an envelope before it becomes a package? -How our mothers found out we were sexually active -The real thorn in Paul’s side --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message

In GRAND OPENING, PART 2, Snip and Pigeon SWOON over Mitch, and Percy and Snip FREAK OUT over Mr. Charles. Pigeon spends most of the episode judging Snip and Percy.Discussion topics include:-Laura and Barbara Bush scissoring together-Horse dinner?-How to have fun while bowling without losing your self-respect-Mitch plans the best dates-There is nothing more romantic than salami#adventuresinodyssey #aio #focusonthefamily #fotf #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #exvangelical #deconstruction #exchristian #religioustrauma #exfundie #christianity #exevangelical #evangelical #purityculture #exvangelicals #christian #deconstructingfaith #exfundamentalist #deconstructing #noreligion #deconversion --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/2whits1cup/message