2 Salty Blondes
2 Salty Blondes
Hailey Allenstein
Just two salty blondes on the coast of Texas desperately trying to live our best life and fit in day drinking all while trying to navigate through motherhood, attempting to be trophy wives and sneaking in salty adventures whenever we can… which is pretty much always.
St. Patty’s Day Shenanigans
We frantically threw some shit together to enter Surfside Beach’s St. Patty’s Day parade and it was nothing but a TOTAL real life shit show…
Apr 18, 2023
56 min
Did you pick your sperm donor?
Hailey shocks the hell out of Kyra when she reveals what she found on the internet…and she got kicked out of a Waffle House but that’s not very surprising.
Mar 3, 2023
59 min
Are some people just born awkward?
New Year, new us…Just Kidding! Kyra got a big girl job and it does NOT fit our Salty Blonde lifestyle but we’re back beaches and just as ridiculous as ever!
Feb 13, 2023
59 min
Sausage Fest & Happy Tears
Hailey thought she “knew” what GOLF stands for and poor Kyra is just a Gemini living in a world full of Scorpios…could you guess which one of us is a self proclaimed crybaby?!
Oct 26, 2022
1 hr 7 min
The Beginning of the End of Summer.
We’re back BEACHES, we know we’ve been M.I.A. but that makes for some good stories.
Aug 19, 2022
59 min
Hailey throws a party that almost leaves Kyra an amputee.
Us Salty Blondes take our son’s to the Astro/Rangers game and discover heavens gates. Then to celebrate Kyra’s birthday Hailey throws a party with a 20’ft waterslide that gives Kyra the worst M.A.R.I. of her life
Jun 10, 2022
58 min
Do your husbands put up with you and your besties shenanigans??
Hailey begs to go Honky Tonkin’ and Kyra’s just going with the flow. Therefor we just end up singing karaoke in a Uber.
May 13, 2022
50 min
30 yr olds in the V.I.P and Daddy Issues
This week’s episode you will learn, You do not put “baby in a corner”, Kyra is the nicest person you have ever met and 30 yr olds can still hang in the VIP…but you better not blame shit on “Daddy Issues”
Apr 29, 2022
49 min
There’s a hedgehog in the freezer & Kyra has a little lamb.
Listen this week to find out why Hailey has a hedgehog in the freezer and Kyra tells about being a rodeo queen with a little lamb….that had a one way ticket to the train station.
Apr 22, 2022
56 min
What happens in Mexico, doesn’t always stay in Mexico.
Are you even adulting if you don’t steam your sheets?! …Kyra is one tough beach and we crossed over the intracoastal for a mom’s night out.
Apr 15, 2022
1 hr 1 min
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