[warning: discussion of suicide, like, even more than usual]This is the episode where we answer our fans' burning questions live on air! and guess what you can call RIGHT NOW! Come on try it! Try it out! Why aren't you doing it? You think you're better than me? (bum punishment) (bum punishment) (bum punishment) (bum punishment) (bum punishment) (bum punishment) (bum punishment) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where Luna shows off her film buff knowledge and Gayvian wipes all dogs off the face of the earth - you'll see why. Welp I think that's all that happens in this one! I'm gonna go take my lunch break early so I can pick up my children whose names are Bud, Dud, and Fud. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where we make amends and decide to get nice. Don't you just feel the difference? Soothing huh? Listen along and you might learn some cool tips on how to improve yourself and become an actually tolerable person that spreads positivity instead of mmm...ya know the other stuff. We're stoked to have you on the ride! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where... well... you might notice someone's missing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where a quora article about public masturbation turns us into sex-addled denizens of hell. Do NOT watch this episode if you have ever once in your life cried, smiled, or falled in love. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where we get down to brass tacks and hatch a new business plan to knock our competition out of the water. Make sure to scour your local penismart for a Non Comedic Fungus Coin of your own! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where we go over why there was such a large gap between podcast uploads. You'll notice we recorded this in September and I'm uploading this in October: well basically I went on a little pinokio adventure when I was supposed to be editing the podcast! Yep I went to the donkey amusement park and I got eaten by a whale and I sat down smelling doodoo for about 18 minutes. It would have been a real "hoot" to go into on the podcast but oh well maby next episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where we showcase a bit of the negativity that can sometimes be spread through out the community. Angry Podcast Nerd and Cornelius Hamsterdance we're coming for you and we will hose off all those stinky bullying particles and get you squeaky clean with pain. Gayvian's here right now and he's bleeding from the eyes and spitting out his intestines to indicate that he means serious business. Watch out. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where we fangirl and fangeek over our favourite podcast! You guessed it: our favourite podcast is THIS ONE. A little bit of self-love never hurt anybody! But what did hurted anybody is the evil little caller that called us in the middle of our podcast. The victim was our feelings. Yup, right in da feels. Typing this from the hospital right now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is the episode where Luna contemplates working on her brand with a fresh, new YouTube account to celebrate the date that Gayvian first came fresh, new, out of the goop pod. That's right, Gayvian is officially 1 year old! Don't tell him this yet, but I made him an Onion Cake for later. He's gonna flip out with happy kindness when he finds it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.