the gang are banished to the Normie Podcast Studios for 1000 years by Krem the goblin debt collector. upon arrival they discuss riveting subjects such as olive's latest gyno visit and whether or not april will radicalize her future children with unfettered internet access.

the gang dox the locations of each 2FM listener (sorry!), olive explains how BeReal works for the millionth time & april wonders what song she'd bump if the aux was handed to her on 9/11.

the gang perform lines from the cult classic 2001 film "Shrek" with shocking accuracy, april ponders whether access to reddit could have saved jeffrey dahmer from doing all that shit & olive finally reveals whether they're a top or bottom.

the gang do a deep dive on their sexual awakening (karma sutra apps downloaded to iPod touch in 2008),  april explains the benefits of semen retention and olive discloses their nasty google searches.

the gang (staunch monarchists) mourn the loss of their queen, april sweats profusely while discussing aliens and olive explains that they will spontaneously combust if they don't recieve a compliment every 5 minutes.

the gang do some ironic man-hating (sorry boys!), Olive details the time they were put on blast by a DailyMail journalist & April fights for andrew tate's innocence.

the gang realise they are people-pleasing little scumbags who desire validation. also they discuss games, gambling and the importance of having a little treat.