Did you know people still give handjobs? In this episode, Michael Blaustein and I talk about what makes a sock stiff, why someone says they're too busy for a relationship, and the fact that people still give handjobs?!Michael Blaustein is an internationally touring headlining comedian, accomplished actor, and award-winning writer. Michael co-hosts a top-rated podcast called "Stiff Socks" with Trevor Wallace, which is in the top #100 Comedy podcasts on iTunes and Spotify. He has performed at over 200 colleges worldwide and has been on the Comedy Central on Campus Tour, The College Humor Tour, and The Oddball Comedy Fest. Michael has performed at prestigious festivals such as JFL 42 and The New York Comedy Festival. Michael can be seen on Amazon Primes' original series, "Inside Jokes."In this episode, Michael and I open the show talking about why we don't miss comedy, but how we LOVE doing dishes. We talk about how we met at the worst comedy club ever - LoL Times Square Comedy Club. Then, Michael explains how people made fun of him because of his good looks. In fact, Michael would try and dress shabbier at comedy clubs in order to fit in. When he stepped on stage, people didn't think he was a comedian, and it didn't help that he wasn't hilarious at first.In this Episode: [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ Quotes: “Wait for at least one date to have sex.” “My left-hand typing is unbelievable.” “You need focus to text someone while jerking      off.” “It’s way funnier when someone breaks up with      you.” “Spelling doesn’t make any sense.”Links Mentioned:Michael’s Website: https://www.blaucomedy.com/Michael’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedy/Michael’s Twitter: https://twitter.com/blaucomedyListen to the Stiff Socks PodcastEmail me: [email protected]--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/emmawillmannshow/support