Show notes
#1
-Where are you from?
-China.
-Which part?
-All of me!
#2
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm a dog!
Doctor: Sit down, please.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the chair
#3
Mother: Bobby, did you fall down with your newtrousers on?
Bobby: Yes, Mum, there wasn't time to take them off.
#4
She: You remind me of the sea.
He: Because I'm so fresh and romantic?
She: No,you make me sick.
#5
-What's the best way to remove paint from a chair?
-Sit down on it before it's dry.