On this week's episode tequila really kicks our asses, but all's well that ends well as the Great George Washington always said.

Booze: TEQUILA!

Stuck on It: remote “watch parties” (they already exist), Armie Hammer’s cannibalism, and package tracking’s shortcomings

Queued Up: Pretend It’s a City

Panties in a Bunch: dining out shaming

Looking Forward to It: vaccines and John Oliver, being a gay uncle, and honoring birthday traditions

Next Week's Booze: Vino Blanco