5 STAR BANGER

Jack Reacher (2012)

Following the disappearances of their best friends, Nick and Brantley, the Dirty Dudes throw on Jack Reacher to learn the tools of the trade. Bones didn’t even know this ISNT Rated-R, Kron is only a modern car guy and Dan goes on and on about the main miracle of pregnancy. Milk is for the baby, you perverts.

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