Jason, Calvin, and Chris discuss what we know you didn't know you wanted but know you've needed in your life; space pirates. We chat about that one time a NASA employee hijacked a satellite to make sure that they would be the first in the world to get to a comet, that time there was a real concern that someone would try to steal the James Web Space Telescope, and that other time when someone stole a lens before they stayed a bougie hotel and tossed the super-heavy lens into the trashcan.