Jason, Calvin, and I explore a paper published by a fun and beloved Physics textbook writer David J. Griffiths of Reed College. Later, we berate the idea of a mars helicopter for a lack of an atmosphere, to which we naturally segue into the AI apocalypse after Calvin asks Jason and I how we can better appease our new robot overlords one fake email at a time. While potentially selfish, our new AI deities may actually solve our problems for us and save humanity because after all, we are the custodians of Earth, and of course, all of their cozy server rooms.