Calvin, Jason and I sit in UVic’s Astronomy Open House Telescope lobby for a hangout where introduce ourselves, how we met, our education and some of what we do day-to-day, which eventually converges around a place called the Centre of the Universe by the Dominion Astrophysical Observatory, located in Saanich, BC. We check out some funky nudist space aliens that take regular vacations to Nevada and go over some of Jason’s work, which is thankfully unrelated.