The 4K/UHD podcast is back with even more great stuff than ever.

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching "Glossy Podcast" or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching "Glossy News".

Here are the topics covered in the the April 4th, 2016 4K/UHD podcast.

* In a neighborhood with a ton of burglaries and break ins, why in the hell is the local Dollar Tree selling $1 crow bars?

* Radio station request lines get some of the strangest callers during the overnight shift.

* Despite how easy it may seem, there is a reason why some of the smartest people alive could never write movie scripts, let alone music lyrics.

* Some elementary school teachers help their students understand the value of keeping a diary, but the lessons you learn may not always be the ones intended.

* Life Pro-Tip: Don't make videos of your kids' school assemblies and move-up ceremonies. You're a huge distraction, you're not enjoying the moment, and you will never, ever watch them.

* Best and worst ways for teachers to stay in touch with the class parents. Hint: make the bar to participation as low as possible or you'll piss off a lot of people, specifically the ones you never hear from. Guess what, they never hear from you either.

* There is a direct correlation between how well your family gets together at holidays and the quantity of alcohol consumed. This is doubly true when there's an election coming up, and if you live in America, there is ALWAYS an election coming up.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music "Your Call" and "Funkorama" by Kevin MacLeod -- Incompetech.com.