Everybody needs a vacation at some time or another, and what better place to go than Mars?! 

There's no air, there's a bunch of goopy mutants, and let's not forget the constant threat of a crazy street shootout!

Sign me up!

Our good buddy Arnold decides he needs to leave his boring life married to a very thirsty Sharon Stone to go play detective for a bunch of melting weirdos.

Why not.

Join us for Total Recall!