With thanks to Keegan-Michael Key (aka Kee-Mi-Key). A guy is dragging another guy home who's like "it's going to be fine... just tell my wife........aghahghahghgha", so he's drunk and the guy is dragging him and he's dragging him and he's dragging him and he gets him home, lays him on the porch and rings the doorbell "bing bong".   the guy's wife comes out in a robe and she's like "oh my god there he is".  "I'm sorry ma'am, before you say anything I just met the guy, we tied one on a little bit and he got a little bit drunk, i'm sorry to bring him home like this, I apologize."  "Where's his wheelchair?"