365Jokes
365Jokes
Matt McClain
The Climber (9/365)
42 seconds Posted Jul 22, 2015 at 4:14 am.
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With thanks to Ahmet Kasan-
So, a man is climbing up a mountain when he slips and falls, and as he is is tumbling down, he fortunately catches hold of a small branch.
As he is hanging there he doesn’t know what to do so he resorts to hollering up, "Help! Is there anybody up there?"
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you! Whatever! Just tell me what I need to do!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, “Help! Is there anybody else up there?"