Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all dayAlso say: He who let woman on top is screwing up.Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.Confucius say: Fly which rests on toilet seat gets pissed off. Confucius say: If you turn an oriental around, he become disoriented.Confucius say: Man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.Confucius say: Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time.Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all goneConfucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to itConfucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house