Created and produced by Peter Leigh-Nilsen.

Special thanks to Dustin Beardsley, Eddie Carney, J Ryan Carroll, Hillary Ekwall, Jessica Ernest, Adam Ross Glickman, Brian Cedric Jones, Tarra Conner Jones, Paul Ianniello, Marybeth Kern, Brett McDonald, Todd Olson, Andrew Smithson, Chris Smucker, and Jennifer Wilcove for contributing their voices to this story.