There are two questions you always say "yes" to: When someone asks if you're a god, or if the hosts of the Surely You Can't Be Serious Podcast call you up and ask you to join them for a discussion of the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special.

If you're strong enough in the Force to make it through, here's the original special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hH8rxarVG8