At long last, our collection of DVDs has given us a true gem, a pivotal film in the history of cinema. That treasured classic, Paul Blart: Mall Cop. But instead of watching the DVD by ourselves like a couple of losers, we watched this via Netflix Party with some friends, and two of those friends joined us for the podcast. We recorded it live so you may hear some references to the livestream and the kind folks who joined us for it. Also, this episode is either our most entertaining one to date, or our very worst. Please tell us which, but only if it's the first one.