In this episode we discuss getting your hair done at the mall, having sourdough bread for the first time aka puberty, microwaving hot dog buns after school, Kelly Clarkson's skunk-flick hairstyle, staying at 1-star  motels with friends, choreographed towel dancing, the utterly unforgettable nature of the music, the "Promoter Guy" archetype from days of yore, latching onto the "too cool for school" identity, how T9 works, whether a bikini constitutes an "outfit", the stigmatization of working  and SO MUCH MORE!!!