In this episode we discuss first day of school outfits, our amazing dreamboat of a new team member (Emily), why having a single dad makes you sexy, Olivia's undying love for Licks, being raised in an anti-Rimes household, John Goodman aka John Greatman, Gunther Jim Gaffigan, Maddy's run-in with some teens, our petition to keep danggers and children separate, classic blotto coyotes, the most jarring sex scene, teen sirens, busted Rudy Giuliani hairlines, how Cloverfield is the prequel, the meaning behind "Can't Fight The Moonlight", seductively dancing with your dad and SO MUCH MORE!!!