In this episode we discuss celeb encounters, Maddy's Little Hank hat display, the purpose of hats, pigtails being called "handle bars" (puke), taking dumps in the 2000s, hanging out at prisons, the meaning of salad days, Mr. Bean schools, feeling cozy in the apocalypse, Nesquick, peanut-butter-bagels-in-the-microwave, the "American Pie" era of film, working at a mechanical bull, being a spirit rep and SO MUCH MORE!!!