In this episode we discuss the death of iconic children's movie music, dogs that are worth dying for (all), the ghost rules for dating my teenage daughter, Maddy's oral thrush (puke), Winona's stalagmite/stalagtite bangs, making headbands out of thongs, breaking the female class clown glass ceiling, Olivia's inexplicable attraction to Beetlejuice, whether or not the Houghs choreographed this movie, American Apparel dresses, making silly/zany kids' movies about pedophiles and whether or not Maddy will get her Amazon gourds in time for Christmas... AND MORE!