<p>I am dumb.  Sometimes I don’t realize what is happening till much later.  This happens when something good is happening to me and I can’t believe it.  The only thing worse is making a fool of yourself afterwards.</p>

Bear hunting in the kitchen with dad.

This bi monthly posting, or as I call it, Toad in the Hole Day, will introduce you to my life.  This stuff actually happened to me. I post my recollections so my family will have an accurate account of the many stories that have been told about me by others.  This is what really happened no matter what you have heard.  Almost all of these stories have been given a name by me and the other people that have been involved.  My friends and family will tell you, "I did not believe anything Maxx said until I was involved in one of these off the wall encounters".  Hence the name "3 Tales Maxx" because I find if I tell more than three stories at one time people think I am lying. This is my autobiography and it is not my fault.