If there's anything we can learn from the rock 'n roll lifestyle of Carlos Danger, it's to be careful who you sext. Also, if you're married, maybe don't sext other women, like, at all? And you know, if you've gotten caught sexting several times, already, and there's a bunch of tabloid journalists willing to pay good money for a lead on another story about you, definitely, DEFINITELY don't sext. Oh, and if you do decide to sext, you should probably leave your kids out of the pics. I don't know, just a thought...Intro/Outro - "Hopelessly Hopeless" by Evergreen Terrace