Awww get your Pith hats readyWe’re about to go into the 3 O’Clock ParadeGet yo Lapu Lapus, and yo BackscratchaaasDrunk at Disney, Skippah Dickrichie… and Rhiannon. Like Shannon.Let’s Go!Kungaloosh, Viva Guya(sp?) and HelloI’m here to tell you bout this brand new Disney podcast showIt’s not the same shit that you hear from Mr. MongelloThey make a drink, say what they think and let the comments flowNot like the other vlogger blogger twitterazziUnique opinions that they’re givin to us all for freeLove, Hate and Shade man they equal opportunity3 O’Clock Parade straight reppin on the Seven Seas(Interlude)Now the leader is Drunky the funky Tervis JunkySausage fest boat cruising never invite MrMonkeyDawa Bar, Thirsty River drinking with the wildlifeMrs DnD must be a very understanding wifeAnd we all know how he stands with the BOATHOUSEThey made him Honorary Captain cuz he does esposeAbout the quality of drinks and the asparagusHe’s ridin in Amphibicars and flippin off the rest of us(Interlude)Next up is the redhead RhiannonCo-author, straight shootin, vulgar dunken sailor cannonPuttin up with the shit from the other two dum dumsEye-rollin, lite-beer trollin, lovin all the tsum tsumsHer popularity is bigger than we all assumeHer fans are crashin in and parking in her living roomApologies from Mr Monk - forgive that boy? Never!I think it's time to hear from Mark. Your thoughts? Whatever.(Interlude)Raise a Disneyland Trader Sams Off Menu Drink ToastSkippah DickRichie always brings it from the West CoastFillin the podcast with sexual innuendoBut he always goes hard in the end tho.. He’sPissed about an overlayFuck Disney putting Frozen over Norway,Fuck Disney putting rocks all around the bayFuck Disney even more that I gotta pay uhAll that we want is to drink and to playAnd the rides that we love are the the ones that should stayif you can’t understand that just one little bitLike Skippah Dickrichie says…. Fuckin’ Bullshit (Interlude – Fade Out)(Fade In – Disney Store Canada Signal)Char, it’s Skipper Dickrichie. Char, are you there?(Enter Char)Shut the fuck up, It’s… Char from the Great White North MuthafuckaScarin Yankees make em all scatter forth muthafuckaCome at me I’ll wipe the floor with you here in the Disney StoreYou see I just don’t give a fuck, I’m hundred percent real CanuckOh you thought that I was sweet like some Maple Syrup?Bitch slappin’ Lady Liberty, yeah I’m fuckin her up.And then I… (Music Stops)What’s that Philip? I’ve been on the store speakers this whole time?Well, fuck. (Enter Philip, in the background)Still on the intercom!(Char, happy as ever)Till next time Skipper Dickrichie, this is Char from the Canada Disney Store!