This week, our host Kristy is walking us through the genealogy of some phrases that have lodged themselves in our heads for the last many years or so. The history and chronology of all your "favorite" "jokes" [emphasis on those quotes] like "ARRITE" and "It's Been A Long Time (CLAP CLAP)" and "NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT IS." We also talk a bit about John Wayne doing Debbie doing Dallas, the horrible story of Fatty Arbuckle that is almost certainly slanderous, and an unforgettable image of Dean Martin in boots. We're always sorry for this show but we're really sorry for this one.