Once again, we muck around in the news to make jokes so you don’t have to.  Sanders hates everyone's money, racism might be triple-reversed, and Die Hard 4 is real life.

Jam Of The Week: Faith No More - War Pigs

Recommended Listening: Mark Normand's Out to Lunch, Joe List's I Hate Myself, & Fahim Anwar's There’s No Business Like Show Business