When you think of gassy moms, do you think of secret police sent into Portland by the President of the United States? You do now!
We do a silly cover of a Primus song and have a new sponsor: marijuana.
Also, are secret police coming to Chicago? Does the head of the FOP sound like a generic version of Papa Emiritus doing a generic version of an Italian accent? Maybe.

Tom Waits For No One - We Are The Silverware

After reading an article about how life as we know it has about 30 years left of existence, Loud Jeff decided that it was time for the world to hear rants and unsolicited opinions on hot topics of the day. Enlisting the help of Tony for his audio engineering skills and anarchistic insights, we are a couple of regular dudes with fairly typical American lives trying to see what good is still left in our rapidly deteriorating planet. Only you can prevent forest fires.