2 Dumb For This
2 Dumb For This
2 Dumb For This
I Banged Them All, Costco Hot Dogs, & The Song That Might End Us
2 hour 2 minutes Posted Feb 25, 2026 at 2:00 pm.
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In this episode of 2 Dumb For This, Jesse and Trenton absolutely spiral.

What starts as back scratchers and Costco talk somehow turns into:

  • Trenton’s 85-pound weight loss (not AIDS, probably)
  • Blood oranges and viral social media panic
  • Vegan candy inflation and Whole Foods economics
  • Costco hot dogs vs. IKEA meatballs
  • The Seattle PD refusing to reopen the Kurt Cobain case
  • Conspiracy podcasts, aliens, JFK, and secret societies
  • Potential sponsors (Klear Protein, we’re ready)
  • The Boner Club expansion strategy
  • Spotify algorithm wins (6+ streams per listener 👀)
  • A new song that might actually get radio play
  • And another new song that might be problematic

You’ll also hear:

  • “Someone Pussy Be Stinkin'”
  • A brand-new indie banger: “I Banged 'Em All”
  • A surprise track reveal that leaves Jesse speechless

Is this the episode where we tighten up the show… or the one that gets us banned?

Only one way to find out.

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