Hazen and Erika—feeling risky—park next to a construction site at night to record this one.

Blondes for Pokémon

Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo

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