We discovered our intro! See also: current events ft. Homicidal hornets and pervy married cops. Old men really are all the same.

Goodbye to all our friends’ racist moms

Do you crave the half cocked rambles of two bleach-brains? Does the embodiment of rage and caffeine sound like your kind of people? Welcome to the organized chaos that Hazen and Erika have jointly birthed. Our midwife was Moira Rose. We have vegan poutine at the ready, and are here to share our beguiling thoughts—or lack thereof—on everything, and anyone. No one is safe. xo

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