2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
YMH Studios
Phones Are Making You Unfunny w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
1 hour 16 minutes Posted Sep 29, 2025 at 12:00 pm.
Intro
The Mechanisms Of Reward
The Spectacular Death Of Burt Kersher
The Times They Are-A-Changing
Weed Takes
The Privilege of Pressure & Boredom
Beautiful People
Boinking Bert
James Bond & GTA 6
Quentin Tarantino
Wrap Up
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This week, Tom Segura is joined by one of the greatest one-liner comedians in the world, Jimmy Carr!
Tom and Jimmy dive deep into the craft of comedy, comparing Carr's laser-focused joke construction to Bert Kreischer's chaotic storytelling. Jimmy reveals his controversial (and hilarious) take on
marijuana legalization—mandating it for people over 50—and the tragic role of "cheap dopamine" in modern life, from social media to porn. The conversation touches on global comedy culture, the
variable reward system that drives stand-up and casinos , and why the live comedy experience is 30 times funnier than watching a special alone. Jimmy Carr also gives his final, wishful prediction for how
Bert Kreischer will die. Plus: Why the 21st Century is just the 20th century on better screens, the long wait for GTA 6, Jimmy's hilarious interactions with Stephen Hawking, the importance of gratitude, and why Tom should have read the Quentin Tarantino book. Don't miss a conversation that is smart, insightful, and packed with the sharp, dark wit that only Jimmy Carr can deliver!
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