Stavros Halkias Tickets: http://stavvy.biz/tourChris Distefano Tickets: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ticketsSPONSORS: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears. If you’re 21+, try VIIA! For 15% off AND a free gift with your first order head to https://viia.co/BEARS and use code BEARS! #viiaparter Head to https://acorns.com/BEARS or download the Acorns app to get started.Stavros Halkias and Chris Distefano return for another sugar-fueled Summer Bears meltdown—this time with bagels, tiramisu, and enough food guilt to keep a Catholic therapist booked for years. The boys break down Chris’ ChatGPT pep talk, reminisce about Stavvy's golden toothless years, and spiral into a deep dive on Neapolitan ice cream fraud, gay NFL cheerleaders, and the politics of bagel orders. Also: Chris reveals his VO2 Max results from a flamboyant fitness coach who may or may not have called him “zaddy.”2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 302https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://www.bertbertbert.com/tourhttps://store.ymhstudios.comChapters 01:00:02 - Zaddy Chris Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices