-Starting your hockey career at 17 and mucking 2 goals in your first game

-Taking it off the shins on the pond from the Mennonites and running a muck at Schlockey

-Winning Pitcher Batter Catcher with Tits and throwing every pitch

-Getting up the German mountain in blue jeans and skis on the tee bars

-Peanut butter, jelly and becoming the Super Son