Aha, that's where the amazons come in..... And a beard is a beautiful thing.

There is A Family of Gnomes Behind My Walls, And I Swear I Won't Disappoint Them Any Longer  by J.R. Hamantaschen

Award-winning anthology series of audio dramas, in the realm of the strange, speculative, and supernatural.  Some episodes include more mature content, but have warning labels.