After a quick recap of the week's news, Mary Todd Lincoln (Sarah Shockey) joins us for the first time in the Cards Against Humanity studio to help Tim pick out a Christmas gift for his girlfriend. This is hands down the most disgusting episode we've ever recorded.

MBSing with Taft, Jackson, and Lincoln - Can't Hardly Wait

Tim Dunn traveled down to Springfield, IL to tour Lincoln's birth home and get some perspective on the current election, and Abraham Lincoln happened to be there. Then he agreed to do a weekly podcast with Tim covering the events of the week, but only for 15 minutes at a time. Tim, a Chicago-based comedian, is probably not the best guy to have exclusive access to our 16th President, but he’s going to do his best.

Sometimes Honest Abe gets a bit distracted with modernity (you should have seen his face the first time he tried Chipotle) but he does his best to give his perspective on today’s events, often using his real opinions from 1865. He is not played by Bryan Duff.