That's right, McElroys, we're finally calling you out on your biggest goof. Prepare to be mercilessly roasted for the glaringly obvious fact you've been getting wrong since the first time you ever mentioned America's favorite youth, the incredible Turbo-Teen.

But first, join us for a heartwarming discussion about children's literature--how can we improve it? What can be done? And what jaunty, jazzy new poems has Graham cooked up for the youth of the future? Come along and find out!

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