An unknown daredevil takes flight over the fence in Melilla, the world's most dangerous border | the UK uses its superior knowledge of enacting racially-administered bureaucracy to put forth a (very real!) scheme to send English Channel crossers (not the white ones, except for Albanians probably) to Rwanda, which is next to the Congo, which is totally a real country and not a hodgepodge of armed rebel groups and volcano-scarred villages | Francis Ngannou was in Malilla and tried to cross, but even though he is a world champion martial artist, he couldn't do it.